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Tongue-in-cheek! check this out...

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What we say:
Yes, the premium apo refractors are well worth the money.
What we mean:
(A) My spouse has no idea what I spend on astro gear, or
(B) We have no children in our household.

What we say:
Well, yes, with a little work that Tasco you have can make a decent starter scope.

What we mean:
I feel your pain.

What we say:
I live in a moderately light polluted area.
What we mean:
I'm about ready to go on a rampage and shoot out all the street
and flood lights within 10 miles.

What we say:
If you dress properly, cold weather observing is no problem.
What we mean:
I haven't lost any fingers or toes to frostbite yet.

What we say:
This small apo gives the ultimate razor sharp, high contrast views.
What we mean:
I'm not industrious enough to set up a big dob, but this thing sure
was expensive - aren't you impressed?

What we say:
Yes, it takes a few minutes to get set up, but the views through this
big daddy dob are unbelievable.

What we mean:
This behemoth has finally worn me down. Wanna buy it?

What we say:
I can't quite make out the spiral arms in that galaxy.

What we mean:
Where's the galaxy? My night vision died ten years ago.

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Post by NGC 5139 »

Haha, funny jokes indeed. Laughter- the best medicine, as always :D
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Post by ariefm71 »

Anyone needs this? :shock: :D :D
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Good reading material 8)
We do it in the dark...
Portaball 12.5"
Takahashi Mewlon 210
William Optics 110ED
...and all night long!
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Post by Aryanto »

OMG! wipe the behind with a universe!

Yesterday nite I was watching a whacky anime on DVD (who hunts for elves) and one episode is about toilet paper. The whacky part is that they are transferred into alternative universe and running out of toilet paper, so they are looking for one, found a huge reserve of toilet paper, experienced an avalanche and found a strange white teddy bear creature which "produce" rolls of toilet paper. They eat leafs and shit out a roll of toilet paper. Episode 2 of 2nd season: Those Who Wipe. Um... not for children, coz they are hunting for elves and strip them, coz they need to find those strange magical tatoo on the body. One strange thing is the stripping is done only for female elves (so orlando bloom is safe lah). Nothing that objectional on screen but they fact that the story is based on that.. not so good for children. They may imitate junpei's action on their sisters or friends...

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclo ... hp?id=1021
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